Colin Jost

I did go to college with him, but everyone's always like, 'Did you meet Mark Zuckerberg? Did you hang out with him?' and I'm like, 'No,' because he was in a lab creating Facebook, and I was, like, learning about alcohol. Well, we did go to school, and I think I'm not really benefiting from that relationship in any way. ”

Learning to be your natural self in front of five cameras and a silent studio takes time. Trying to be funny under duress is probably a lot like trying to play golf relaxed under pressure. ”

I majored in the history and literature of Russia and Britain. It has not helped my career. ”

It's not an easy job to think creatively and then also have to think logistically. ”

I never came out to the Hamptons when I was younger - it was always a fancy and exotic place. ”

Initially, I think I was eager to get off Staten Island and go away for school, that kind of thing. Then what you do maybe 10 years after that, you start maybe appreciating all the great things about the place you grew up. You can go back and enjoy it because you don't have that angst or sense of struggle to get away anymore. ”

When I started at 'SNL,' I was lucky to start early. So now starting on 'Update,' I am the age when most people are when they start doing that. It feels like a different world and capacity, like starting over in another challenge. A heightened challenge. ”

When you contribute to food banks or give money that goes to having meals delivered, you're meeting the most basic need. It's such a direct way to help. ”

Having Twitter on your phone is like being with a journalist that hates you 24 hours a day. Anything you say on that can be spun. Truly, that's what you have to think of it as. ”

Montauk is a little more raw and rugged than the other parts of the Hamptons, and I like that. ”