Chris O'Dowd

I just am so tired of really badly written women. It's so boring. ”

Going out with other actors is never good; actresses are neurotic, and actors are horrendous egotists. ”

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat. ”

I'm more like a spoon symbol. I think women just want to spoon me. ”

People in England talk about stupid Hollywood idiots, but the industry attracts some of the cleverest people in the world. ”

I've always been conscious of the fact that there aren't enough Irish voices on British television compared to the amount of Irish people who live there. ”

Hey, I think comic actors are the best actors. ”

I grew up among strong women so I know what it's like to be loved and humiliated in a heartbeat. ”

When I was about 13 I realised girls weren't going to kiss me because I was a gigantic, weird looking creature from the depths. I was like 6 ft. aged 11. ”

I'm a huge, huge believer in love. Huge! ”