Chris March

I think safely experiencing fear by watching a horror movie makes real life a little less frightening. ”

One of the things that I've realized in my life is that nothing really happens unless people believe in you. ”

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: 'Beach Blanket' was one of the most important experiences of my whole life. It's part of me. ”

I probably have over a hundred pairs of high-heel shoes. I collect them. Over however-many years, from, like, the mid-'80s on - yes, I'm that old - I've been in drag several times in my life, and I collect a lot of stuff, and I do have a lot of high-heel shoes that I'm sure a lot of people would be jealous about. ”

A lot of celebrities have a sense of humor, and combined with an outrageous event, sometimes the sky's the limit! ”

If a wig is funny when it's two feet tall, why not make it three feet tall? Or ten? ”

Whenever I've had a wig fall off, I've just played it off like I meant it to happen. Just keep a good sense of humor about it. ”

When you make giant things for people, they don't always fit; they're not always happy with something that's that big or that kind of outrageous compared to what they usually wear. ”

Somebody somewhere decided to put me on TV without really thinking twice about it. ”

I've been completely surprised at the outpouring of just incredible amounts of positive feedback and love from people all day long. ”