Chris Kattan

Comedian

United States

1970 - Present

16 quotes

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I understand what my gift is, which is making people laugh, hopefully. It's more on that level. I don't need to be a leading man, I'm fine with that.
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It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.
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I'm not trying to sound like I turned into some kind of wise man, but it's nice to realize that your little pocket of the world isn't the whole world.
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My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.
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You guys are the best. I'll see you in a couple of hours. I haven't seen another human being in 13 hours and I'm running out of bottles for my urine. Later guys!
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Yes, this is Mango himself. Listen I'm terribly busy and don't have time for a phone interview right now.
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