Chevy Chase

I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing. ”

The best advice I can give you about falling is to never land. ”

If what you do in life is perform to open up eyes and minds, to make people laugh, then it better damn well be new! It shouldn't be just a repetitious 'Hey, I'm still here!' ”

Laughter kills lonesome. It's one of the great things in our lives. ”

Live a life of grace. You'll be a better person for it, and so will your children. ”

Comparing 'Christmas Vacation' to 'It's A Wonderful Life' is the silliest thing. That film starred the greatest movie actor of all time, and the idea that our movie could ever be connected in some fashion to something so brilliant and beautiful always made feel like, 'That's all they had to write about?' ”

I just went into this business for laughs. I guess I don't mind being an actor so much now. ”

In this business, you can come and go in a second. ”

I've been too funny in my life to have to play a character who's... moderately funny. ”

Be Funny. Be naturally funny. If you're not, get out of the business. Be compassionate. ”