Carrot Top

Comedian

United States

1965 - Present

27 quotes

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My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.
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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
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I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.
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It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
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People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.
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My manager has a car payment, so I work every night.
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So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
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