Caitlin Moran

Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt. ”

What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy, and smug they might be. ”

A majority of women's magazines feature women who do amazing things, but then the article focuses on how she ruined it with her shoes. ”

In the U.K., we have a paper called 'The Daily Mail,' which is quite misogynist. And every day, it just writes pieces about: 'Women, you're going to die now! Women, here's shoes that give you cancer! Women, just hate yourselves!' ”

If you read all your history books, there are no women in them. ”

The kind of classic pose of a female model is to look kind of sexy and a bit annoyed. ”

I can't live in a world where there are only, like, four kinds of women. Or where every woman is obsessed with cake. The very least I ask is that we have one female character in the world who likes savory things! I don't have any role models who like cheese! ”

I see feminism as a massive party. It's cool, the idea that 50% of the population can now start doing things and having fun and experimenting with their hair and makeup. ”

Flyaway, problem hair is the enemy of feminism, and was probably invented by the Man to crush Susan Sontag. ”

We think of feminism as an academic subject, but it's not. If you think feminism is academic, you think there's a right or wrong. ”