Bud Abbott

They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately. ”

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time. ”

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive. ”

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you? ”