Brandon T. Jackson

Why don't women have respect for themselves nowadays? What happen to the woman who learned her grandmama's recipes and made her man sweet potato pie? I tell you, they don't make 'em like they used to. Will my real women stand up, please? ”

As an actor, it's amazing to get to create different characters. ”

My grandma is kind of a rock star. She goes to France and all over. ”

I want to have children, please God, with a woman that I love and that I'm very attracted to. ”

I'm always doing comedy and will never hit up a 9-to-5 desk job. ”

I know how to be funny to black audiences. ”

I can't believe that women have got to put on so much in the morning. What time do women wake up? Man, I put a t-shirt and jeans on, and that's it. ”