Bobby Moynihan

I don't have a dark side as far as there is, like, murder in my past, but yeah, I think I'm a pretty nice, easygoing guy. ”

I steal props from 'SNL' a great deal. Almost every sketch I'm in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props. ”

My first 'SNL' episode was with Michael Phelps and Lil Wayne. And if you go back and watch the monologue - it was supposed to feature Barack Obama, but we couldn't get him - it was with William Shatner. But if you watch it, Guy Fieri is sitting in the front row. ”

I did a lot of theater as a kid because I had a bunch of friends who did it. ”

I think I'm a big kid at heart, so I get very excited around the holidays. ”

I think I made more money when I was lifeguarding at 15 years old than I did on my first year at 'SNL.' ”

I'm very wary with impressions - I don't think I'm very good at impressions, I hate doing them. ”

I'm not very big on politics. I'm a comedian and not that smart. I don't have the mind capacity for it. ”

When I was at Upright Citizens Brigade, I would pretend to be a sad, drunk rapper. ”

I'm very bad with music. I don't know any new music. I've listened to the same 10 or 12 albums my whole life. ”