Bobby Heenan

WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing. ”

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post. ”

The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it. ”

You can win, it'll just cost you some money. ”

Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it. ”

I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show. ”

If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric. ”

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. ”

I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job. ”

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages. ”