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My entire life has been a lie. ”
The sex element is the most important in the business. You must sell sex. ”
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny. ”
I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range. ”
Everybody, sooner or later, will have to go under the knife. Let's hope they make out as well as I did. ”
I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make the distinction. ”
It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times, if you know how. ”
My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys. ”
I want to make it faster than anyone has ever made it before. I'd like to be a legend by the time I'm 25. ”
There are certain times I don't want my picture taken. If my wife's stepping out of a car and it looks like it's going to come out an indecent picture, don't I have a right to object? ”