Bob Saget

The whole thing for me is that I did 'Full House' and 'America's Funniest Home Videos,' and I look like a dentist, and I'm a dad. Being known as a dirty comedian turned into this weird thing. It's people's image of me. ”

Celebrity is a word that I find offensive. That's the c-word. I hate it. It means no discernible talent. It means all you want is to be famous. It doesn't mean you're a writer, an actor, a mime. I think I wanna not be a celebrity. ”

I have a couple of jokes that are politically oriented, but it just sickens me to do them. ”

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away. ”

I don't censor myself, but I don't want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either. ”

I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody. ”

It's interesting to talk to young comedians. I love it because it makes me go, 'Oh, that's how I can be funny.' ”

I really love standup because it's something that I've been literally doing for 40 years, which means I'm a thousand years old. ”

I love performing. I love the people. I sound like Liza Minnelli right now, don't I? ”

I was so depressed for so many years over trying to become a working comedian that my sense of self-worth would plummet. ”