Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness. ”

I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. ”

You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it. ”

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap. ”

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. ”

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ”

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. ”