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I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it. ”
I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience. ”
I really don't like to tweet or Instagram anything about the people in my life just because I feel like I signed up for this, and I don't even know what this is yet. I do know that it could go anywhere, and I really don't want to sign other people in my life up for it without their permission or consent. ”
Life, to me, doesn't feel like a straightforward story; it doesn't make sense for me to get up there and just tell a story. Life feels like what my show feels like: chaotic and strange and disconnected. ”
Basically, I don't like to tweet stuff about my life. I only like to tweet jokes. ”
It feels like we're always juggling many pieces of information at once or trying out many personas at once. It makes life slightly nonlinear. ”
I fully embrace myself as a hypocrite. ”
I would say don't take advice from people like me who have gotten very lucky. We're very biased. You know, like Taylor Swift telling you to follow your dreams is like a lottery winner telling you, 'Liquidize your assets; buy Powerball tickets - it works!' ”
In high school, I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in - and I never went. ”
I just have a problem with youth culture. ”