Blake Griffin

I've always had a very dry sense of humor, and I've pretty much grown up on Will Ferrell, first on 'Saturday Night Live,' then 'Old School' and 'Wedding Crashers.' ”

To me, the best comedians are the ones that take everyday, normal, boring stuff that no one thinks is funny, and they make it funny. That's the same style I go for. ”

It was funny to hear that I'd slapped Bieber. I thought it was a joke. Then it blew up. I probably got 50 texts about it. ”

I want to put expectations on our team that are high. That's kind of the way I've always been, and I want to put those expectations on our team as well. ”

Shoes are a big thing for me, just because it's hard to find shoes that fit me correctly. ”

I've never really worried about being called soft or people thinking I'm soft. If anybody wants to step and take that challenge, I'm more than happy - off the court - because I don't want to get suspended. ”

You just have to know that there's people watching you, and you've got to be a positive role model and not put yourself in bad situations. ”

I was raised in a Christian household and went to a Christian high school, so I believe in creationism, for sure. ”

I've never seen somebody get more flak than Colin Kaepernick for silently and nonviolently protesting and standing up for something he believes, and something that obviously is an actual problem. ”

I know that if I'm going to take myself to where I want to go as an athlete and a person, I have to look at all my training options. ”