Bill Vaughan

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. ”

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. ”

I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. ”

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears. ”

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. ”

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. ”

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. ”

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. ”

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. ”

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. ”