Benny Hill

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. ”

I have a mental age of about 17. Far too young for marriage. ”

I'm single. I don't have a family. I certainly don't have to work. I don't want to be the richest man in the cemetery. ”