Bennett Cerf

For me, a hearty 'belly laugh' is one of the beautiful sounds in the world. ”

Good manners: The noise you don't make when you're eating soup. ”

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. ”

Gross ignorance is 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance. ”

The Atomic Age is here to stay - but are we? ”