April Winchell

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage. ”

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them. ”

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do. ”

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess. ”

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. ”

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun. ”

Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks. ”