Anne Robinson

I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him 'he can't see you'. ”

Every couple needs glue to stay together. Like all marriages, I suspect, if you're busy you don't see it coming until you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. It's a bit like going broke. It happens slowly and then very quickly. ”

Who should have spent their money on a brain implant? ”

I like one nice man because he gets three tickets for the cinema so we've got somewhere to put our coats. He passes the test. I've been quite surprised because I really didn't expect to be wined and dined, and it's quite nice. ”

I was thrilled when a designer shop assistant said I was a size smaller than Madonna! ”

I knew I'd conquered America when Mike Tyson told me I was one mean lady. ”

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding. ”

Every mother and daughter should make time for a trip together. It's good for the soul. ”

We mothers of grown-up daughters tend to view them with a mixture of love, exasperation, irritation and awe. ”

If there's anything about longevity in television, it's about knowing what to take and what to turn down, and what to stop. ”