Anne Beatts

The great thing is that I'm getting my revenge on everybody who treated me badly in high school. The bad thing is I had to go back to high school to do it. ”

The wonderful thing about Gilda Radner was that she was not a person who disappointed. ”

I was lucky that when Lorne Michaels came looking for women comedy writers, there weren't too many in New York at the time. I was at the top of a very short list. I think that was all good fortune. ”

If you think of the people who are funny in your life, you'll note it's not because they tell jokes, it's because of their character. If you develop characters, then you'll know them, and you'll know how they'll speak. The comedy will come out of the character. ”

I was attracted to people who were funny because I wanted to be in that world. ”

I just wanted to fit in as a teenager, but it was hopeless. ”