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I have huge fans. Gays love me. ”
Why couldn't Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did? ”
I love to engage in repartee with people who are stupider than I am. ”
Confiscatory taxation enforced by threat of imprisonment is 'stealing,' a practice strongly frowned upon by our Creator. ”
As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama. ”
I thought the irreducible requirements of Republicanism were being for life, small government, and a strong national defense. ”
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening. ”
Trump's position is that the people who are most victimised by black criminals are law-abiding black people, and he's been doing very well with the African American people by taking that message to them. ”
Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion. ”
My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny. ”