Andy Warhol

I used to think that everything was just being funny but now I don't know. I mean, how can you tell? ”

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.' ”

I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.' ”

People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly. ”

Human beings are born solitary, but everywhere they are in chains - daisy chains - of interactivity. Social actions are makeshift forms, often courageous, sometimes ridiculous, always strange. And in a way, every social action is a negotiation, a compromise between 'his,' 'her' or 'their' wish and yours. ”

I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs. ”

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. ”

I always hear myself saying, 'She's a beauty!' or 'He's a beauty!' or 'What a beauty!' but I never know what I'm talking about. ”

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. ”

I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work', because I think that just being alive is so much work at something you don't always want to do. The machinery is always going. Even when you sleep. ”