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Viewers make online requests to their favorite video-making whisperers to do the things that trigger their head tingles. Everyone's needs are different. It's like an interactive choose-your-own-adventure. ”
I can be like that: forgetting how hard it was to do something after I'm past it. ”
If there is one thing for which the 'Real Housewives' franchise deserves artistic recognition, it is the patient and immaculate building of a villain. ”
Louis CK knows that just because a joke is using space as a resource instead of something to be crammed like a hamper, this doesn't mean a story isn't happening. ”
Because teenagers don't have adult responsibilities yet, you can create your own drama, and it's a universe of your own emotions. ”
I was an anxious kid. I worried about getting homework finished, even back when homework didn't count for anything. ”
I have next to no interest in makeup as a thing in and of itself, and nothing stresses me out like Sephora's salespeople. ”
As a kid, I was only allowed to watch a certain amount of television. But once I was old enough to own my own TV, I would stay up until 4:00 A.M. watching Home Shopping Network night after night. Soft-spoken women talked about the jewelry in very detailed, intricate, precious ways, and I loved it. ”
I understand how hard it is to force yourself to be someone different. By the end of high school, I had taken to doing my math homework up against a concealed wall during lunch because I was tired of socializing. ”
What 'Survivor' is really about is the inescapability of your being yourself, even when you have told yourself you can be someone different for 30 days. ”