Alec Baldwin

It's good-bye to public life in the way that you try to communicate with an audience playfully, like we're friends, beyond the work you are actually paid for. ”

I'd rather live my life off screen and give only a certain amount of energy to the work. ”

I'm going to stop giving too much money to charity - the charity is going to become my family. I'm only half-kidding. ”

As my friend said to me, when you have children, typically in a second marriage, when you're older and you get married again to a woman who would have children, you must always remember that you make sure the children attend a college where the commencement ceremonies are held in a facility with a wheelchair accessible ramp. ”

There are women who get divorced in order to punish. Out of this bitter, bitter hatred that some of these women have for their ex-husbands, they turn their children against them. ”

You have actors who begin at a certain young age and there's very little change in their technique and the depth of their performances; they're the same 30 years later. ”

I hope people will learn more about agriculture in America. About locally grown farming and about water conservation. About how much pollution results from beef and pig farming. ”

I worked all the time. Every moment I wasn't working, I was home with my family. I got divorced. And now I'm doing it all over again, and I've learned that the key is, I've got to work less. ”

My brothers and I grew up in a time where talking, storytelling, telling jokes was sometimes all you had. It wasn't like today, with so many options and portability. ”

We all have that moment when we think, 'Hand me that Oscar now - you don't even have to have the ceremony'. ”