Al Yankovic

I mean, I hate to gloat, but I'm extremely satisfied with my position in life and the way things have worked out for me. ”

I know now that everything I write, I'm going to put out, and I'll have to live with it for the rest of my life. ”

As a kid, I certainly never thought I would get to spend my life doing something fun. ”

I suppose I had my rock star fantasies while I was singing into my hairbrush in the bathroom mirror, but I never really consciously said, 'OK, this is what I'm going to do for a living and I'm going to be Weird Al.' ”

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy. ”

As much as people are griping about the Internet taking sales away from artists, it's been a huge promotional tool for me. ”

I think that nerds, if you want to call them that, have only gotten more hip and assimilated into the culture. ”

Pop culture's gotten much more disposable. ”

It's hard to force creativity and humor. ”

People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' ”