Al Goldstein

For me working on the marriage and not making the easy choice of cheating was something that I could not do. ”

I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that. ”

Married life is an existence with bars around it. ”

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account. ”

The true success is the person who invented himself. ”

To date or not to date that is the question. It's almost as important as Shakespeare's to be or not to be which deals with death. ”

Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic. ”

Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic. ”

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged. ”