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When I was at 'SNL,' I would constantly get in arguments, 'Why aren't we more political? We're not going after Bush.' Then look what happened - that Sarah Palin season, they were on fire. It was about something. ”
I have no tax breaks or corporate interests to be supported by Barack Obama. ”
McCain is the kid who was really cool in middle school but never got high school game and people are sick of him acting like he's still popular. ”
Having two kids, I don't get out to see stand up much anymore. ”
Voting for Romney after the train wreck of that was the eight years of W. Bush is like losing your pay check playing a rigged game of three-card monte and then playing the same game again a week later 'cause the cards are a different color. ”
I think when a lot of actors hear improv, they think of throwing a line in or doing a slightly different take. ”
Nothing heightens chaos more than a berserk wild animal right in the middle. ”
Dick Cheney and Bush's rise to power were built on tons of money from corporations and a dulled press. ”
America is a country that prides itself on being able to identify a 'straight shooter' or 'the genuine article' when it comes to our leaders. As a nation, we can 'feel it in our gut' when someone is giving us a bum steer. ”
I was completely with the reality TV boom for a while. I really liked a lot of the reality TV, and the one that lost me was the ballroom dancing one they do, 'Dancing with the Stars.' That was the one where I watched it and I was perplexed. I thought it was really boring. ”