Alanis Morissette

It's when someone has an agenda of their own for the record that it doesn't work for me.

A good man often appears gauche simply because he does not take advantage of the myriad mean little chances of making himself look stylish. Preferring truth to form, he is not constantly at work upon the facade of his appearance.

I don't want to offend people and I don't want to be mean, but social commentary and comedy for me are part and parcel. I think the greatest social activists are comedians.

Alpha men are very turned on by the alpha woman, really high chemistry, really fun to work with, probably really fun to have affairs with, but there's not sustainable harmony in that lack of complement. There can only be one person in the driver's seat.

I see the whole concept of Generation X implies that everyone has lost hope.

I think quite spiritually of myself. I feel like I'm here to support the human evolution.