Ted Danson
Actor United States 1947–1993
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I feel like I enjoy the company of Whoopi deeply, and my private life is my private life.
To be successful, you have to be willing to be successful. You have to believe in the law of attraction - that you create your own life.
The industrial way we fish for seafood is harming the marine habitats that all ocean life depends upon. Indiscriminate commercial fishing practices that include miles of driftnets, long lines with thousands of lethal hooks and bottom trawls are ruining ocean ecosystems by killing non-seafood species, including sea turtles and marine mammals.
How much do you engage yourself in what's truly real and important in life? That's the individual question.
The planet will survive. Whether we get to be here and enjoy it, or enjoy life as we've known it, is what's questionable.
I was three. My father in jest said that he'd tell the doctor to give me a shot if I didn't behave. Good heavens, I have a mental picture of the living room and the doctor approaching the door. I was terrified.
I think there are probably a handful of real character actors in this business. The rest of us are recycling. So now I'm Sam Malone the editor. I'm Sam Malone the billionaire.
I've never been that guy who says, 'Ooh, I have to play King Lear'. First off, that'd be a disaster anyway. I tend to read something and see who's involved, and then know I want to be part of it. But I don't think I'm through with comedy. I still love to make people laugh.
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When people are in the midst of really heavy stuff and still have a sense of humor, I admire that.
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Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject.
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Many people continue to think of sharks as man-eating beasts. Sharks are enormously powerful and wild creatures, but you're more likely to be killed by your kitchen toaster than a shark!