T. J. Miller

A mother will come up to me and say, 'Will you meet my son? He loves you. He watched 'How to Train Your Dragon' a thousand times.'

I love writing but not crazy meticulous/prepared enough to be a director. I'd work as a gaffer on something.

I love Denver.

I love mispronunciations. I love when people mispronounce things.

People dream their whole lives of their Oscar speech; I dreamt my whole life of hosting the Oscars.

Life is hard. Not great. Kind of tragic.

Yogi Bear' changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me. 'Yogi Bear' - there's everything before 'Yogi Bear,' and there's everything after 'Yogi Bear.' Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

If you're a comedian, you can change peoples lives for the better in much smaller increments - not their entire life, but for 15 minutes or a half hour.

I find Denver's hipster scene to be fully unique.

I'm not, like, an action-hero guy.

I've stated that it's possible the only reason I'm in show business is that I have such a strange, particular head of hair. That, and I can grow a red beard.

There's sketch, improv, writing, acting, music, and badminton. Those are the seven forms of comedy. But I do like the idea of being an auteur in the sense of writing and being in your own stuff.