Sandra Bernhard

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.

I like the energy of live performance.

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.