Robert Anton Wilson

I look forward without dogmatic optimism but without dread.

It's only possible to see people when one is able to see the world as others see it.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

The totally convinced and the totally stupid have too much in common for the resemblance to be accidental.

The average is that which no person quite ever is.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

History, sociology, economics, psychology et al. confirmed Joyce's view of Everyman as victim.

You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you.

When the rose and the cross are united the alchemical marriage is complete and the drama ends. Then we wake from history and enter eternity.

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct.