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Rachel Dratch

Comedian United States 1966–2004

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And you know when I was growing up, I knew I wanted to have kids, but I knew I didn't want to do it alone. Then once I was 41, 42, I had to accept that I probably wouldn't have kids unless I decided to adopt later on, but even then it would be with a partner.
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I think for anyone - male or female - in improv, the biggest thing to get over is the fear. I think every improviser has that.
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When I was a kid, I was super shy.
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When I was little, we used to have Atari.
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Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.
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But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.
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I have no wisdom to share on dating.
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The Yale group was doing the Harold. So by our senior year we were trying to do the Harold. Again, we had no idea what we were doing. We had one guy in the group who was pretty experimental; he would kind of push us to do weird things. It was really fun, a great experience.
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In real life, I'm gorgeous, beautiful.
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Everybody always asks about Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry to say that he's very nice and there's not much bad to say about him. I don't know if he sucks at videogames or not. I don't think he plays them, but he could have this whole secret life I don't know about.
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Personally, I don't even read bummer news stories about the environment because it makes me feel helpless to fix anything and reminds me that the general population doesn't treat these issues as an important part of our political life.
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If you have an impulse, not if you're going to ruin someone elses' scene, if you have an impulse of a funny little add-on or taking something in a weird direction, try it.
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