Pat McAfee

My life is just a ridiculous one.

I'm a blue-collar American who enjoys life and who just happens to be good at punting footballs.

Take life for what it is, which is very precious, and that's what moments happen.

I played soccer my whole life. I'm kind of a heavier person, and whenever you kick and punt, no matter how limited an activity it is, my brain and shoulders are going to be OK because I didn't play a tough guy position, but my knees took a lot of wear and tear from the kicking.

In a world where most billionaires are all about talking about taking care of and helping people, Jim Irsay walks it.

I have dreams and aspirations of taking a stroll down the ramp at a pay-per-view setting. Everybody has those dreams as a kid, and that'd be really cool.

Leesa has been a partner of mine since I left the NFL and started doing this Internet business. They've been a company that has supported everything that I have going on.

I've told so many stories to so many friends of mine. I have friends in Pittsburgh, in West Virginia, and in Indy. That's three different demographics of people, and they all laughed, so I assumed that if I find something funny and all my friends find something funny, I hope people everywhere will find it funny.

You would think doing comedy would be nerve wracking, but punting and kicking footballs gets me more nervous.

If I feel like you've disrespected me, you might as well just be dead to me.

If it wasn't for finding out that my right leg could kick a ball really far, which is what I did, I am 100 percent certain that I would be attempting to be or would be a professional wrestler.

Honestly, it's what the world's all about and what life's all about - fulfillment and making people's lives better.