Kyle Kinane

Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.

I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are real scumbags. The people that confess they're scumbags on stage are generally really great people. They're more honest with the audience with who they are.

The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.

My theory on politics is no one really knows how it works, so I choose not to comment on stuff too outside of my league.