Andy Roddick

I'm convinced being a tennis analyst is the easiest job in the world.

My aggression out there is my weapon. I think it's more letting them know that I'm not going to let them get away with something, and I'm not just going to kind of poke it back and be content to stay in rallies.

I don't have much interest in being on a senior tour. I don't think I retired so that I could be on tour.

Do you have to be like a second-grade dropout to be an umpire? Did you go to school until you were 8 years old? I think you quit school before you were 10. Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire.

Stay in school kids or you'll end up being an umpire.

I like playing tennis. I've always enjoyed the process of being a tennis player; I'm just not sure that I enjoyed the travel at the end, and my body didn't recover from the day-to-day grind.

If I'm being honest, I think I'd be good at television; I just don't know if I am interested, because you are kind of geographically responsible to a location, and frankly I don't know if I retired from tennis so that I could sit around tennis tournaments 12 hours a day.

I like grass, I enjoy it and it suits my game.

I'm the most successful bad player ever.

You know, you can only throw in so many haymakers before one misses and you get knocked out.

It's not so much that I don't like traveling, it's just that I love being home. I love being able to spend time with my friends.

Most players who play tennis love the game. But I think you also have to respect it. You want to do everything you can in your power to do your best. And for me, I know I get insane guilt if I go home at the end of the day and don't feel I've done everything I can. If I know I could have done something better, I have this uneasy feeling.