Johnny Knoxville

I love Louisiana. It's amazing.

When I used to go into bars people would try and fight me. Women would punch me 10 years ago or put cigarettes out on my arm or my face. But it doesn't seem to happen any more. They show us a lot of love.

I love the tabloids except for when I'm in 'em.

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart.

I want to do dramas. I want to do comedies.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

I do get obsessed with constantly thinking of ideas, all day long, but that's just how it is.

I'm not out running around all the time. I'm not partying constantly and constantly battling myself. I'm with someone, and we are very, very happy.

Everything you see on screen is real. By doing what we do, there's naturally going to be a lot of grimacing. And whimpering.

It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen.